JeanneRobertson

JeanneRobertson
JeanneRobertson
 

Jeanne Robertson, award-winning humorist, professional speaker. Heard daily on SiriusXM. www.JeanneRobertson.com

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  • Deb Glab
    Deb Glab

    Ms Robertson I heard about you from my daughter who is a Convention and Special Events planner for PEO International located in Des Moines, Ia. While making plans for their next convention you came to mind. I’ve been watching you on ALgone every night, laughing out loud, all by myself. I have southern heritage which makes listening to you even better. Thanks for the smiles!

  • Beverly Michael
    Beverly Michael

    The broom stick to check is exactly what my grandma did. I lived too. Lol. Love your cooking class.

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    I’m Dutch and have been used to really tall people. I feel like I’m the only one that doesn’t think 6’2 is very tall.🤪 I grew up in the 90s, so maybe people were taller by then.😂

  • Graham Stuart
    Graham Stuart

    You might be the funniest person ever. I love Richard Pryor and George Carlin and Sam Kenison, But I do believe you are the funniest one of all

  • Denise Vandermey
    Denise Vandermey

    Jeanne’s the best!

  • Anna Pondelik
    Anna Pondelik

    I'm not an English speaker but I do understand her. And I thank her for being so wondrously funny!!

  • Anne-Marie Zack
    Anne-Marie Zack

    Lol!

  • Denise 111
    Denise 111

    Love listening to you noatter if on stage, back porch or in your home. Thanks for the laughs and true reminders that we are all human and need to see the humor in things.

  • Cleta Cole
    Cleta Cole

    i love your humor....You make me happy..

  • Alistair Wright
    Alistair Wright

    Sorry. Not funny. Thumbs down from me.

  • Scarlet O'Hara
    Scarlet O'Hara

    After 24 years of marriage the answer finally answered my husband Is a LEFT BRAIN.thank you for that info now I know not to do projects with him.luv him to bits but a lb none the less.thank-you

  • Jill Lowman
    Jill Lowman

    My kind of breakfast

  • Sandra Hansen
    Sandra Hansen

    Good story Jeanne about the trip to Hawaii. Try living in Australia because it takes 11 hours to get to Honolulu. Melbourne Australia

  • Nancy Howell
    Nancy Howell

    Priceless! Blessings and thanks so much for sharing! And for being so descriptive I can see you two and get a good laugh to relax me to sleep. 🤣

  • JOSH EMMETT
    JOSH EMMETT

    Too bad Norma Rose is under the weather, she could have easily filled an hour with Jeanne stories! And looked good doing it!

  • 18rcurry
    18rcurry

    Jeanne, for your bruising please try a product made by Boiron Arnicare gel for bruising. You can get this at CVS, Walgreens or Wal-Mart. It works great and I think you will love it. It is all natural Homeopathic.

  • Charlene Castaldo
    Charlene Castaldo

    Ha ha ha!

  • Rosemary Shores
    Rosemary Shores

    I would say regarding the Dillon beauty pageant. " To sum up many are attracted to the spot light .. some motivations we will never know."

  • Denise Keeney
    Denise Keeney

    An American treasure

  • Barbara Epperson
    Barbara Epperson

    How let the dogs out

  • Marcia Chambers
    Marcia Chambers

    So I was to to go the hospital and see a new doctor and be measured for a pessary. I took your advice and looked for the humor in this new situation I found myself in. The subsequent story is written as a stand-up comedy routine about my experience and want to enter it in one of your competitions. Please advise. Marcia

  • Christine Miller
    Christine Miller

    Love the stories from your tablets, Jeanne! I have taught elementary school for 33 years and my yellow tablets are extremely important. I should have written a book of all the cute things kids have said over the years. Couldn't agree more about liver; in fact, 'not eating liver' is the New Year's Resolution I always keep.

  • katya480
    katya480

    I have a crazy question. Lol. What's the white stuff falling from the ceiling?? Glad you got on today.

  • Donna Griffin
    Donna Griffin

    I saw a photo on Facebook of some young ladies ironing in the miss America pageant, don't remember the year but a really tall lady was ironing so I thought it might be jennie

  • Jan Walters
    Jan Walters

    Love your makeup girl!

  • Jan Walters
    Jan Walters

    Love ya' girl! Misplaced Virginian in Wyoming here! You remind me of home! You're great!

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    I so look forward to seeing her do an entire show about 2020. Finding the humor of the year is just what we all need.😄

  • jetta bartholomew
    jetta bartholomew

    Arnica Montana's tablets, Arnica Cream, Arnica Gel - Also, you can and should get essential oils in a "REAL health food store"...

  • Hilda Masi
    Hilda Masi

    Can’t wait to see BEAVER💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    Jeannie still has a perfect hook shot!!

  • Jared Axton
    Jared Axton

    I hope there's footage of the convention in all honesty.

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    Suddenly I thought I was watching I Love Lucy in color.😂😂😂 This oughta be good!! I mean really, Jeannie and Norma Rose seem so much like the modern day Lucy and Ethel! Left Brain is Fred!! 🤣

  • K Lewis
    K Lewis

    LOVE you all so much!!!!

  • steamboat013
    steamboat013

    Great show! How is Norma Jean?

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    I just love this gal!! She is America’s grandma. The funniest lady there is!😂 Her true stories makes them even funnier yet!🤪🤣🥲

  • Joan Sommerfield
    Joan Sommerfield

    What a Great song!!!! Tell him to send that to Garth Brooks or Blake Shelton. Loads of people need to hear this.

  • Gail Griggs
    Gail Griggs

    I burst out laughing when I saw that can of Pringles! LOL

  • Jose Luis Castillo
    Jose Luis Castillo

    Frankincense is sold by doterra oils and is used for many things, one of most popular oils but it's not cheap

  • N R
    N R

    You could always send yourself a text of your ideas.

  • ba williams
    ba williams

    I like your choice of chocolate and Pringles for breakfast.

  • Heidi Richardson
    Heidi Richardson

    Love the song about the boots!!😃🧡💗❤️

  • Anne
    Anne

    I discovered you yesterday and my husband and I watched you on You Tube. About diapers, lol I thought I would need one yesterday from laughing so hard. Anne from Owasso, Oklahoma.

  • Heidi Richardson
    Heidi Richardson

    I remember the story you told the story about the, Mothers Revenge, funny story! I love your stories!

  • andrew gangemi
    andrew gangemi

    Comedy!

  • Shelagh Ward
    Shelagh Ward

    Brilliant show.... Love these stories 👍🤣

  • Beth Summers
    Beth Summers

    We in Alaska, just love you!

  • Peter Travis
    Peter Travis

    Those people get them a free show.

  • Zachary Rome
    Zachary Rome

    Saturday ,Sunday or any other day these are great !!

  • kathy mason
    kathy mason

    Thanks, Jeanne, Toni & Patrick!! I have a Lot of Fun listening!! Your Favorite Lurker from Southern California : )

  • kathy mason
    kathy mason

    Lol, a grit?!?!

    • Vicki Rowland
      Vicki Rowland

      Hi Jeanne, watch you all the time. Love you!

  • Lina To
    Lina To

    Dear Jeanne, to thank you for all the laughs you’ve given me, I’m going to share this one involving my “left brain”. My hubby decided he wanted a flip phone, finding his iPhone a little too hard for him to navigate. After months of him yelling like lunatic every time he used it, I happen to look at him from behind to see the reason. He held the microphone part planted on his cheek and the speaker almost the back of his head! When I pointed it out, all he said was “oh...sheeeet”. I hope you’re snickering...Love your humour❣️

  • Glenna Jones
    Glenna Jones

    You’re better than pringles, anyway!

  • Juan Duncan
    Juan Duncan

    0:21 vom.wtf

  • Elaine Turcotte
    Elaine Turcotte

    Caught this just as you were ending, so I've gone back to watch from the start. Other than the trouble with the can of Pringles, now just potato chips, how was your trip to Houston? Do you have any funny stories about playing tennis? Ha, ha, ha! Someone suggested vaseline for your bruises...I think their idea might be that you bump and slide, rather than bump and bruise!

  • Cathy Coe
    Cathy Coe

    I missed the live stream but I am here watching you now.

  • kathy mason
    kathy mason

    Hey There You All, from your favorite Lurker in Southern California!!!! Missed you yesterday but I'm grateful that you & your laptop are home safe and sound<3 <3 <3

    • kathy mason
      kathy mason

      Thank you❣

  • Norma Velez
    Norma Velez

    Glad to see you today. Missed you yesterday. From Madison AL

  • Rachel Wyatt
    Rachel Wyatt

    Your videos completely saved me these last couple of years!!! I watched your videos nonstop during my pregnancy and now I am laying in bed with my newborn girl and enjoying these live streams. You have no idea how thankful I am for you and the laughter you have given me!! ♥️ thank you so much 🙏

    • Rachel Wyatt
      Rachel Wyatt

      @Kasey Meier thank you so much!

    • Kasey Meier
      Kasey Meier

      Congratulations!

    • Tanya Favazza
      Tanya Favazza

      🙏💞

  • Karen Strachan
    Karen Strachan

    I am a born and raised Kansan. When I was 24, I married a man from Florida and we lived there and in Georgia for a while before we divorced. I moved back to Kansas and was asked what part of the south I was from. I guess I had picked up a slight accent without even realizing it.

  • Janet Lamb
    Janet Lamb

    Rarely get to watch you live but gave myself a gift today. Dropped everything and smiled for an hour....that was fun. Thank you for always bringing smiles to my face.

  • Jill Rutherford
    Jill Rutherford

    I thought you were going to say "somebody get a broom!" for that bat.

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    biren chhetri

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  • PrettyJuls Travel & Living
    PrettyJuls Travel & Living

    Hi. I hope I get better at my videos. You are enjoyable I want to bring joy in my own way too

  • J S
    J S

    And they got dizzy and hold onto the wall....hysterical story telling .....superb !!!!!!!!

  • J S
    J S

    Good time for rewatching the entire Andy Griffith Show ! Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife is my favorite.

  • Sam Dunn
    Sam Dunn

    Hey y’all! I have a tiktok video I would like Jeanne to see. Is there a way to send it to her?

  • Andrea Chapman
    Andrea Chapman

    I hope that you will return to The Carolina Theatre!

  • Suzan Wahlquist
    Suzan Wahlquist

    I'll be there tomorrow at noon

  • Suzan Wahlquist
    Suzan Wahlquist

    That's okay we're glad you on Patrick and also Tony he'll be a good show like the song like the song

  • Suzan Wahlquist
    Suzan Wahlquist

    I love it anyway I'm glad that Patrick's is seeing and I'm happy that everybody's okay I'm we can always do it tomorrow and I'm okay with that yay one more day

  • linda denzler
    linda denzler

    Lookin’ good Patrick 🤗 soundin good too!🎶

  • katya480
    katya480

    And, go figure, I bought 2 cans of Pringles today at the store!!

  • Shell - West Australia
    Shell - West Australia

    Life happens

  • Lisa Bennett
    Lisa Bennett

    Would you consider posting “Back porch with Jeanne Robertson” to Rumble?

  • Lisa Bennett
    Lisa Bennett

    Yay! For y’all! ❤️❤️

  • jimjimmyjames59
    jimjimmyjames59

    Did NOT see that coming!

  • FREEDOM WOOD GAS and OFF GRID IN THE OZARKS
    FREEDOM WOOD GAS and OFF GRID IN THE OZARKS

    The title of this video OFFENDs me! I am man I take pride in doing a good job. Whether it's framing houses, or cleaning carpets!

  • Julie Vander Leest
    Julie Vander Leest

    I’m going to start calling my brother-in-law left brain. I’m laughing because this describes him to a t!

  • Helen Sahagian
    Helen Sahagian

    That is funny, I have not heard that one before.❤️❤️

  • Rooster2628
    Rooster2628

    I know Port St. Joe really well. Very small, peaceful part of northwest Florida. It's quite funny that she actually went there. Ha ha. I LOVE this woman and wished I could meet her.