Jeanne Robertson, award-winning humorist, professional speaker. Heard daily on SiriusXM. www.JeanneRobertson.com
Ms Robertson I heard about you from my daughter who is a Convention and Special Events planner for PEO International located in Des Moines, Ia. While making plans for their next convention you came to mind. I’ve been watching you on ALgone every night, laughing out loud, all by myself. I have southern heritage which makes listening to you even better. Thanks for the smiles!
The broom stick to check is exactly what my grandma did. I lived too. Lol. Love your cooking class.
I’m Dutch and have been used to really tall people. I feel like I’m the only one that doesn’t think 6’2 is very tall.🤪 I grew up in the 90s, so maybe people were taller by then.😂
You might be the funniest person ever. I love Richard Pryor and George Carlin and Sam Kenison, But I do believe you are the funniest one of all
Jeanne’s the best!
I'm not an English speaker but I do understand her. And I thank her for being so wondrously funny!!
Love listening to you noatter if on stage, back porch or in your home. Thanks for the laughs and true reminders that we are all human and need to see the humor in things.
i love your humor....You make me happy..
Sorry. Not funny. Thumbs down from me.
After 24 years of marriage the answer finally answered my husband Is a LEFT BRAIN.thank you for that info now I know not to do projects with him.luv him to bits but a lb none the less.thank-you
My kind of breakfast
Good story Jeanne about the trip to Hawaii. Try living in Australia because it takes 11 hours to get to Honolulu. Melbourne Australia
Priceless! Blessings and thanks so much for sharing! And for being so descriptive I can see you two and get a good laugh to relax me to sleep. 🤣
Too bad Norma Rose is under the weather, she could have easily filled an hour with Jeanne stories! And looked good doing it!
Jeanne, for your bruising please try a product made by Boiron Arnicare gel for bruising. You can get this at CVS, Walgreens or Wal-Mart. It works great and I think you will love it. It is all natural Homeopathic.
Ha ha ha!
I would say regarding the Dillon beauty pageant. " To sum up many are attracted to the spot light .. some motivations we will never know."
An American treasure
How let the dogs out
So I was to to go the hospital and see a new doctor and be measured for a pessary. I took your advice and looked for the humor in this new situation I found myself in. The subsequent story is written as a stand-up comedy routine about my experience and want to enter it in one of your competitions. Please advise. Marcia
Love the stories from your tablets, Jeanne! I have taught elementary school for 33 years and my yellow tablets are extremely important. I should have written a book of all the cute things kids have said over the years. Couldn't agree more about liver; in fact, 'not eating liver' is the New Year's Resolution I always keep.
I have a crazy question. Lol. What's the white stuff falling from the ceiling?? Glad you got on today.
I saw a photo on Facebook of some young ladies ironing in the miss America pageant, don't remember the year but a really tall lady was ironing so I thought it might be jennie
Love your makeup girl!
Love ya' girl! Misplaced Virginian in Wyoming here! You remind me of home! You're great!
I so look forward to seeing her do an entire show about 2020. Finding the humor of the year is just what we all need.😄
Arnica Montana's tablets, Arnica Cream, Arnica Gel - Also, you can and should get essential oils in a "REAL health food store"...
Can’t wait to see BEAVER💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Jeannie still has a perfect hook shot!!
I hope there's footage of the convention in all honesty.
Suddenly I thought I was watching I Love Lucy in color.😂😂😂 This oughta be good!! I mean really, Jeannie and Norma Rose seem so much like the modern day Lucy and Ethel! Left Brain is Fred!! 🤣
LOVE you all so much!!!!
Great show! How is Norma Jean?
I just love this gal!! She is America’s grandma. The funniest lady there is!😂 Her true stories makes them even funnier yet!🤪🤣🥲
What a Great song!!!! Tell him to send that to Garth Brooks or Blake Shelton. Loads of people need to hear this.
I burst out laughing when I saw that can of Pringles! LOL
Frankincense is sold by doterra oils and is used for many things, one of most popular oils but it's not cheap
You could always send yourself a text of your ideas.
I like your choice of chocolate and Pringles for breakfast.
Love the song about the boots!!😃🧡💗❤️
I discovered you yesterday and my husband and I watched you on You Tube. About diapers, lol I thought I would need one yesterday from laughing so hard. Anne from Owasso, Oklahoma.
I remember the story you told the story about the, Mothers Revenge, funny story! I love your stories!
Brilliant show.... Love these stories 👍🤣
We in Alaska, just love you!
Those people get them a free show.
Saturday ,Sunday or any other day these are great !!
Thanks, Jeanne, Toni & Patrick!! I have a Lot of Fun listening!! Your Favorite Lurker from Southern California : )
Lol, a grit?!?!
Hi Jeanne, watch you all the time. Love you!
Dear Jeanne, to thank you for all the laughs you’ve given me, I’m going to share this one involving my “left brain”. My hubby decided he wanted a flip phone, finding his iPhone a little too hard for him to navigate. After months of him yelling like lunatic every time he used it, I happen to look at him from behind to see the reason. He held the microphone part planted on his cheek and the speaker almost the back of his head! When I pointed it out, all he said was “oh...sheeeet”. I hope you’re snickering...Love your humour❣️
You’re better than pringles, anyway!
Caught this just as you were ending, so I've gone back to watch from the start. Other than the trouble with the can of Pringles, now just potato chips, how was your trip to Houston? Do you have any funny stories about playing tennis? Ha, ha, ha! Someone suggested vaseline for your bruises...I think their idea might be that you bump and slide, rather than bump and bruise!
I missed the live stream but I am here watching you now.
Hey There You All, from your favorite Lurker in Southern California!!!! Missed you yesterday but I'm grateful that you & your laptop are home safe and sound<3 <3 <3
Glad to see you today. Missed you yesterday. From Madison AL
Your videos completely saved me these last couple of years!!! I watched your videos nonstop during my pregnancy and now I am laying in bed with my newborn girl and enjoying these live streams. You have no idea how thankful I am for you and the laughter you have given me!! ♥️ thank you so much 🙏
@Kasey Meier thank you so much!
I am a born and raised Kansan. When I was 24, I married a man from Florida and we lived there and in Georgia for a while before we divorced. I moved back to Kansas and was asked what part of the south I was from. I guess I had picked up a slight accent without even realizing it.
Rarely get to watch you live but gave myself a gift today. Dropped everything and smiled for an hour....that was fun. Thank you for always bringing smiles to my face.
I thought you were going to say "somebody get a broom!" for that bat.
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Hi. I hope I get better at my videos. You are enjoyable I want to bring joy in my own way too
And they got dizzy and hold onto the wall....hysterical story telling .....superb !!!!!!!!
Good time for rewatching the entire Andy Griffith Show ! Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife is my favorite.
Hey y’all! I have a tiktok video I would like Jeanne to see. Is there a way to send it to her?
I hope that you will return to The Carolina Theatre!
I'll be there tomorrow at noon
That's okay we're glad you on Patrick and also Tony he'll be a good show like the song like the song
I love it anyway I'm glad that Patrick's is seeing and I'm happy that everybody's okay I'm we can always do it tomorrow and I'm okay with that yay one more day
Lookin’ good Patrick 🤗 soundin good too!🎶
And, go figure, I bought 2 cans of Pringles today at the store!!
Would you consider posting “Back porch with Jeanne Robertson” to Rumble?
Yay! For y’all! ❤️❤️
Did NOT see that coming!
The title of this video OFFENDs me! I am man I take pride in doing a good job. Whether it's framing houses, or cleaning carpets!
I’m going to start calling my brother-in-law left brain. I’m laughing because this describes him to a t!
That is funny, I have not heard that one before.❤️❤️
I know Port St. Joe really well. Very small, peaceful part of northwest Florida. It's quite funny that she actually went there. Ha ha. I LOVE this woman and wished I could meet her.